Flashback sequence

Not too long ago, I found myself reminiscing about my job as a receptionist and thought I'd share some of those memories.

Here are some of the most annoying, most often repeated things I heard at the front desk:

-I was in charge of validating parking for guests, so there was always the obligatory, "Hey, can you VALIDATE me?" with a wink of the eye to which I was supposed to respond, "Yeah, you're a great guy. Ha. Ha."

-When flowers would sit at my desk, waiting to be delivered to an executive by a production assistant, someone would inevitably walk by and jokingly say, "Awww...are these for me?" Again, "Ha. Ha."

Now, this is something that only happened once, but I found it worth mentioning. There was one production assistant who needed to get his parking validated by me on a daily basis and one day, he said to me, "My mom asked if I was seeing anyone, and I told her I see Lisa every day when she validates my parking."

And, on that note, I'm out, bitches.